Cigarette …

… prefers privacy

… keeps me on my knees

… loves her bubble baths

… hates absolute paths

… enjoys python skills

… only has Amazon bills

… loves to hear her speak

… needs not wet her beak

… won’t fix me up with her mom

… hates people who say uncle tom 

… likes my brothers porche 

… needs not to use force

… sometimes likes to cook

… needs not read a book

… rarely plays guitar

… knows exactly who we are

… likes to get things done

… hates when guys wear man-buns

… asked to wash our porch

… flaming when she lights her torch

… likes knuckle-dragging guys

… has sparkly brown eyes

… don’t like to wear clothes

… gots a soft nose

… stands about five-three

… knows when to ignore me

… gets her shopping done

… is a lot of fun

… keeps the place clean

… never treats people mean

… don’t like The Rams

… decorates her gams

… insists I stay out

… heard what I’m about

… don’t go out to eat

… life is so complete

… affordable housing pro

… never been to Fresno

… don’t like to pull weeds

… says they make her sneeze

… knows what blunts are for

… don’t like to knock on doors

… hates to sleep in late

… won’t use paper plates

… don’t like washing dishes

… caters to her wishes

… don’t like using the pill

… likes guys dressed to kill

… hates laundromats

… hates milk with fats 

… thinks I should wear shoes

… don’t care if I play the blues

… like rock southern fried

… keeps me occupied

… don’t much like church

… says I sing like Lurch

… says I like to test her

… says I’m like Uncle Fester

… plays harmonica

… favorite is Monica

… don’t like Rachel much

… has the Phoebe touch

… hates when I use a bong

… never wants to be in my songs 

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why can’t you be like endicott?

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